Dirty Status in English 2019 :
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
2.
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
3.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!
4.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
5.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
6.
Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!
7.
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me every day.
8.
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
9.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
10.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
11.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
12.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.
13.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
14.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
15.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
16.
I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat icecream.
17.
My legs are missing you in between them.
18.
I think I should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…
19.
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
20.
Acute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure, it’s 25,000
Top 20 Dirty Status in English 2019
Top 20 Dirty Status in English 2019
1.There are 70 ways to keep a man happy. One is Alcohol..! The rest is 69…..!
2.
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
3.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew!
4.
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bisexual.
5.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
6.
Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!
7.
I am not Virgin my life FCUK me every day.
8.
Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends.
9.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
10.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
11.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide using 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
12.
Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure? it’s called a credit card.
13.
Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It doesn’t enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
14.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.
15.
Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!
16.
I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat icecream.
17.
My legs are missing you in between them.
18.
I think I should tell you What people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…
19.
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
20.
Acute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure, it’s 25,000
Top 20 Dirty Status in English 2019
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