Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
1. Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there's no cure for stupid.
2. Speaking for the introverts, he said, “When you grow up introverted, your idea of enjoying is different. If you tell me, bro, enjoy yourself. I will go to sleep for three days.”
3. Putting us back in our places, reminded us, “You can’t be impatient with your parents. They are like, ‘we used to clean your potty, remember that?'”
4. When Tanmay deciphered Daler Mehendi songs for us saying, “Table Tennis athlete from China is called Ding Ning. If you say her name eight times, somewhere Daler Mehendi starts to sing Rang De Basanti.” Oh, well!
5. An initiative to remind us how old we are by Varun Grover. When he decided to tell us how some things have lost their sheen by saying, “Kiran Bedi, Manmohan Singh, Derek O’Brien, and Floppy Disk. Things that were awesome in the 90s but are horribly depressing now.”
6. Aditi Mittal told us about how our society thinks about an independent girl when she ripped an uncle who told her, “Beta lovely comedy but do your parents know that you are saying all these things on stage?”
7. In a man’s world, showing everyone the mirror of sarcasm, Punya said, “What would you do if you woke up as a man one day? I’ll be like woah, now I can do anything.”
8. Taking a humorous dig at IIPM founder, Sorabh Pant said, “Just saw Arindam Chaudhari. Told him, ‘I recognize you.’ He burst out crying, ‘I wish you were University Grants Commission.'”
9. When Tanmany spoke against bullying. Said, “I have always been overweight, and a huge part of my childhood revolved around trying to be funny as a defense mechanism.
10. Bringing us back to reality said,” People say reality is stranger than fiction. I don’t agree. Mere ko ek bhi panda dikha de jo kung fu kar sakta hai.”
11. I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much that needs to be said!
12. I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills!
12. My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
13. My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.
14. I want to share everything with you, girl: let's start with your bank account.
15. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play, we're unrehearsed.
16. Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
17. Her ex-boyfriend turned out to be gay. She found out the soft way.
18. I open the window for a second to let a fly out and 10 flies, 6 mosquitoes, 3 months, 2 mice and a Jehovah's witness get in.
19. How you look when you wake up and find out the charger wasn't in the wall.
20. My diet plan: make all of my friend's cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
2. Speaking for the introverts, he said, “When you grow up introverted, your idea of enjoying is different. If you tell me, bro, enjoy yourself. I will go to sleep for three days.”
3. Putting us back in our places, reminded us, “You can’t be impatient with your parents. They are like, ‘we used to clean your potty, remember that?'”
4. When Tanmay deciphered Daler Mehendi songs for us saying, “Table Tennis athlete from China is called Ding Ning. If you say her name eight times, somewhere Daler Mehendi starts to sing Rang De Basanti.” Oh, well!
5. An initiative to remind us how old we are by Varun Grover. When he decided to tell us how some things have lost their sheen by saying, “Kiran Bedi, Manmohan Singh, Derek O’Brien, and Floppy Disk. Things that were awesome in the 90s but are horribly depressing now.”
6. Aditi Mittal told us about how our society thinks about an independent girl when she ripped an uncle who told her, “Beta lovely comedy but do your parents know that you are saying all these things on stage?”
7. In a man’s world, showing everyone the mirror of sarcasm, Punya said, “What would you do if you woke up as a man one day? I’ll be like woah, now I can do anything.”
8. Taking a humorous dig at IIPM founder, Sorabh Pant said, “Just saw Arindam Chaudhari. Told him, ‘I recognize you.’ He burst out crying, ‘I wish you were University Grants Commission.'”
9. When Tanmany spoke against bullying. Said, “I have always been overweight, and a huge part of my childhood revolved around trying to be funny as a defense mechanism.
10. Bringing us back to reality said,” People say reality is stranger than fiction. I don’t agree. Mere ko ek bhi panda dikha de jo kung fu kar sakta hai.”
11. I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there's so much that needs to be said!
12. I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills!
12. My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
13. My boss told me to have a good day... So I went home.
14. I want to share everything with you, girl: let's start with your bank account.
15. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play, we're unrehearsed.
16. Omg, I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
17. Her ex-boyfriend turned out to be gay. She found out the soft way.
18. I open the window for a second to let a fly out and 10 flies, 6 mosquitoes, 3 months, 2 mice and a Jehovah's witness get in.
19. How you look when you wake up and find out the charger wasn't in the wall.
20. My diet plan: make all of my friend's cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
Top 20 Comedy Status in English 2019
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